The time is now, the place is here.

HEEhaw.

Yes, I am still alive. Older than dirt, but alive. No, I am not a girl (like the yokels over at IMDb would have you think). Four sturdy legs, two long ears, and I still got my real teeth. Gimme an apple, dammit!

Never done this techie-bloggy computer scene before, so keep yer pants on. Takes a mule a while to git his feet under him. You try brayin' for the camera fifty years for carrots. End of the day you ain't got the energy ta kick over a two-legged stool, I can tell ya that. Hooves 'n' keyboards don't mix, so an intern has to type the damn thing for me.

So I'll be sticking up old pictures, telling some old stories about my loooooooooooooong career in The Biz, and tossing in my two cents worth on what ever is stuck in my craw any given day. Hell, that's what this "bloggity-blog" thing is all about, ain't it? I'll try to keep up, it ain't gonna be fancy, but I can promise you NO DAMN BABY PICTURES OR MUFFIN RECIPES. Just horse sense and Hollywood dirt.